Fart

Hello there, my name is Fart — I know, it’s a name you won’t forget, and trust me, I’ve got the personality to match. I’m a 10 weeks old male British shorthair kitten with a stunning black smoke blotched tabby coat that’s as unique as my name. My fur is dense and plush, the kind you can’t help but run your fingers through, and my green eyes? They’ve been known to stop people mid-sentence.